Lesson Two – so there’s more than one on the page

I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. A true inspiration for the children. Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. You lived before you met me?! As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Meh.

Tell her she looks thin. Belligerent and numerous. We’re rescuing ya. Moving along… Tell her she looks thin.

Ummm…to eBay? Can we have Bender Burgers again? Why did you bring us here? I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. Meh.

Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too.